February 2012
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Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
lezriot:
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Don’t say that! Dude, you can talk to me about anything. I think I’ve told you before, I’m here for you!
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buenos-tardis-mishamigos:
Kripke and Moffat just had a baby. It’s the waiting room for Comic-Con.
Can I just use my angel powers and teleport to you guys?
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Ordering take out is a huge challenge for me. I always get a mini panic attack before doing so.
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair etc.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you etc.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
benefits of dating me
you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
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My cat, Sadi, is sick. She’s been vomiting all day, it’s a pink liquid that she keeps upchucking. I don’t know what’s wrong with her. Sadi’s never been sick before, and she’s been with us five years. Now she’s sick, I gotta take her to the vet tomorrow.
panderlust:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
Normal Dean? My soul can’t take this!!!!
when going back to edit a post with a typo
tardis-takeoff:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.